Greeting from the Mad Dater,
Hey, a funny thing happened on my journey to find a partner, soulmate, man, husband, whatever the phrase people are using these days. For those who are not aware, I’ve begun this journey on April 26, 2016 and as of today, July 13, two months and seventeen days later, after creating three profiles on different online dating services, watching endless date coaching videos, and reading two books on relationships, I haven’t had a single date.
I’ve met men who pretend to be in search of a relationship. I encountered men online who are not who they claim their profile say they are.
I Thought all hope was lost, I met him, the one just right for me. He has brown sleepy bedroom eyes, a tan complexion, and the cutest nose, his ears are a little large, and he is a bit on the short side, but he is eager to please. I’ve never believed in love at first sight, but I know he is the one. His name is Boone, he is a 2-year-old beagle I’ve adopted. Once his Vet check is completed, we will be united.
I have found a true friend for life
What say you?